"Hello and welcome to SNN, this is Sally Wong reporting!"

"Bobo, the talking chimpzanee, has died today at the ripe age of 53."

"Bobo who was found by scientists in late 2033 was an outspoken activist against the pollution of the earth, animal testing and for legal rights for sentient creatures. Formally made a citizen of NAN in 2048, Bobo spent much of his time there working with scientists and biologists to better understand our primate cousins."

"Bobo famously battled with cancer in 2054, caused by his nicotine addiction. He won the battle after spending time with the famous Spirit Soul Lodge in NAN, praising them for their guidance both mentally and physically."

"Plaudits have come in for Bobo from magical institutes across the globe, decribing his life and emergence as 'magical' and 'enlightening'. His sad passing has been described by Seattles own Institute for Magical Studies as 'a unique loss to the world'."

"The Spirit Soul Lodge has been unavailable for comment, but it's known that the spirit shaman Walking-With-Fire is distraught."

"This is Sally Wong reporting, stayed tuned for futher developements."